Beni, a tedy bear, dressed as a pilot at Manchester Airport

“Hi this is Beni here.  Off on my travels today, bit of a problem at the airport though.  It appears that the pilot’s ID isn’t valid and our flight is delay while this is sorted out.  As you can see I’m a fully trained pilot and offered to do the job myself but they said my feet would reach the peddals.  Flippin’ cheek!  Oh, and before you ask, that problem with the original pilots ID… nothing to do we me… honest!”